Heart Like a Ass

from Choice Doyce: The Best of Doyce Whisanant by Doyce Whisanant & Macular Degenerates

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lyrics

Heart Like A Ass

Like a song without a chorus
Like a wife without a man
Like the road that lay before us
Like Prince Albert in a can

Skin just like a baked potato
Like a joke that went too far
Hair just like a stewed tomato
A lightning bug inside a jar

Teeth like a locomotive
Eyes like she just don't care
Love just like a cold votive
Ass just like a beanbag chair

Smell like a cold cigar
A vagrant on a crowded train
Sound like a warped guitar
A funeral in the driving rain

Round like a white beachball
Ears like a vampire bat's
Acts like she's playing possum
Bad like a sack of feral cats

Like a deer in New York City
Like a hunter without sights
Like a cyclone without pity
Like I'd quit without a fight

Pain like a big machete
Th'owed by a large monkey
Run like a '60 Chevy
Cold like a frozen hunky

Death like a cold shower
A place you never should've been
Like your final hour
A song you'll never sing again

Like a verse without a chorus
Like a show without a band
Like an independent woman
Like a lonely married man