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1. |
Hunky Funk
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Hunky Funk
Well I run into a boy in the barber shop the other day,
he started telling me all about things he thunk.
I got to thinking about all the shit he's coming out with,
I told him, I said, 'boy that all, that's just a bunch of junk.'
He rared up, said 'boy, I'll hit...I'll slap the shit out of you,
you little punk.'
I told that boy, I said well uh,
“That ain't what your sister said the other day,
she told me to shove it up in her trunk.
But I had to tell her 'I ain't coming near that thing, darling,
'cause of, 'cause it smell more like a skunk.'
But I don't wanta cause any trouble,
I think we all oughta go buy us a ice cream.”
Let's all do
the Hunky Funk.
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2. |
Daddy's Ballad
04:19
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He wore some faded overhauls
and sideburns down to here.
He carried a broken pocket watch
and a can of Billy Beer.
He sounded like a cross between
Junior Samples and Walter Brennan.
The world despised his backwardness
yet still he kept on grinnin'.
He had a real bad mean streak--
at times, I guess we all do.
But just when life was too much to swallow,
he'd bite him off another chew.
One Christmas we'd been out shopping,
the winter that Daddy met Jean.
I watched 'em flirtin' on the sawdust lot,
ol' Daddy and the Swap Meet Queen.
He th'owed them keys across to me,
“Tell ye Mama 'n'em to go to Hell!”
I always done what my Daddy said,
and all Mama said was, “...well...”
Spit-cup Daddy, I can see him now--
no explanations and no excuse.
And all he left was a beat-up truck
and a trail of tobacco juice.
And every time my preacher asks,
“Brother, are you ready?”
I thank the Lord that my ol' man
was my ol' spit-cup Daddy.
Every now and then I'll hear a rumor
and I'll wonder how he's getting on.
I'll glance through photos he loved to take,
no matter o' what I's sitting on.
Sometimes I hear his voice inside
when the road ahead looks grim.
I'll git that ol' ignorant gleam in my eye
and spit in memory of him.
Spit-cup Daddy, I can hear him now
with his low, maniacal laughter.
Maybe he'll git him a Holy Grail
for a spittoon in the hereafter.
And every time the waitress asks me,
“Darlin', are you ready?”
I just grin at her and kinda wink,
just like my spit-cup Daddy!
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3. |
Two Lives, One Trailer
05:25
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2 lives, 1 trailer
Darlin' it's our shame
2 times one failure
messin' up my game
cut twiced, once measured
1 great long stain
2 lives, 1 trailer
and just you to blame
2 lives, 1 trailer
Darlin' it's my shame
twiced times one failure
fuckin' up my game
cut twiced, once measured
1 lifelong stain
2 lives, 1 trailer
and I've just you to blame
etc.
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The Maharishi Vedic City Blues
A hundred years before
The Maharishis came to town,
one family’s farm began to feed
its neighbors from the ground.
They’re trying to run the family off—
“…and we’ll pay you for your pain,
but if you don’t sell, we’ll steal it.
It’s called eminent domain.”
The cult that came to Iowa
bought a school, and then the town.
They tried to take a family’s farm
so they could tear it down.
But not a single one had worn
a pair of working shoes…
It’s food for thought, those
Maharishi Vedic City Blues.
There’s too much history, too much at stake--
the farmer needs a living, the farmer needs a break.
There’s no consideration, no common sense--
just too much fiber, too much incense.
When they started talking Sanskrit
it was more scary than funny.
Declared themselves all organic,
and even printed their own money.
It didn’t matter the town attorney
was in bed with the little mayor--
they were all in league to screw the man
with the farm that was already there.
The nuts that came to Iowa
preached “expansion” and “ideals,”
but all they really seem to do
is meditate their shady deals.
The peace-nazis don’t ever want
to walk in another’s shoes…
it’s food for thought, these
Maharishi Vedic City Blues.
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5. |
Jesus Goddamn
03:22
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Jesus Goddamn
In this time of constant struggle,
though I play the Daily Double,
as I'm picking off the buzzard and the drone,
While we pray with bitten knuckle
with Your people crying 'uncle,'
this subsistence living gets down to the bone.
Oh Goddamn, oh Goddamn
Well Goddamn it Jesus, please pick up the phone
Oh Goddamn, oh Goddamn
Well Goddamn it Jesus, what You waiting on?
Well I don't want to come off pissy,
and I'm sure You're really busy,
but an intervention's truly overdue...
There's a blaggard in the White House,
there's a 'squatch out in the hen house,
and there's plushies in the kindergarten, too.
Oh Goddamn, oh Goddamn
Well Goddamn it Jesus, what You waiting on?
Oh Goddamn, oh Goddamn
Jesus, Lord, just please pick up the fuckin' phone
Oh Goddamn, oh Goddamn
Does this busy signal mean it's off, or on?
Oh Goddamn, oh Goddamn
Get Your ass in gear and please get off the phone
Oh Goddamn, oh Goddamn
Well Goddamn it Jesus, please pick up the phone
Oh Goddamn, oh Goddamn
Well Jesus H., what the hell You waiting on?
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6. |
Conchsuckers
04:19
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Conchsuckers
I tumbled out of my hammock this morning
and I stumbled through the high grass
and as I peered in through my own back window
I caught a brief glimpse of my past.
You jumped up off me
and spilled all your coffee
and the man that was me upped and fled.
It kinda upset me,
my appetite left me
so I came on back out to my shed.
I thought about all of our years together,
all the things we never have done.
Oh how I wish we could trade all the misery
for the times we had so much fun.
I guess that it's over.
I'm back to the rover
you once hauled in from the beach.
I give you my blessin'
and thanks for the lessons
you were always so ready to teach.
Conchsuckers is where you will always live
in my mind and my memories.
Conchsuckers was always our secret place,
a ramshackle dive in the Keys.
I'm leaving you everything I have
to give, like I always do.
I hope he's eager to learn
conchsucking too.
Conchsuckers is where you will always live
in my heart and my memories.
Conchsuckers is everyone's secret place,
a ramshackle dive in the Keys.
I took out the garbage and did all the household chores
that you had asked me to do.
I mowed your lawn, I did all your laundry,
and even some of his too.
I wish you the both the very best
and the child you'll be giving birth to.
I hope he's ready to learn
conchsucking too.
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7. |
Rat Cheese
02:18
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8. |
Heart Like a Ass
03:10
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Heart Like A Ass
Like a song without a chorus
Like a wife without a man
Like the road that lay before us
Like Prince Albert in a can
Skin just like a baked potato
Like a joke that went too far
Hair just like a stewed tomato
A lightning bug inside a jar
Teeth like a locomotive
Eyes like she just don't care
Love just like a cold votive
Ass just like a beanbag chair
Smell like a cold cigar
A vagrant on a crowded train
Sound like a warped guitar
A funeral in the driving rain
Round like a white beachball
Ears like a vampire bat's
Acts like she's playing possum
Bad like a sack of feral cats
Like a deer in New York City
Like a hunter without sights
Like a cyclone without pity
Like I'd quit without a fight
Pain like a big machete
Th'owed by a large monkey
Run like a '60 Chevy
Cold like a frozen hunky
Death like a cold shower
A place you never should've been
Like your final hour
A song you'll never sing again
Like a verse without a chorus
Like a show without a band
Like an independent woman
Like a lonely married man
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9. |
Satan's Elephant
03:55
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Satan's Elephant
Well I just can't pretend an interest
in lentils and beans
or flavorless, limp-wristed leafies,
as strange as it seems.
Though my weight may
belie my intentions,
I've give it my best.
I'm just waitin' on Satan's Elephant
to sit on my chest.
Now don't get me wrong,
I enjoy vegetating,
even if leisure's
the service of Satan.
My deal's done gone down,
I'm fat anyway.
So pass me them donuts,
let's do this today.
Perhaps it seems a mite backwards
to those inclined to snicker.
But my ancestral blood tends to run
towards the thicker.
I may serve as a source of amusement
to you, the unSouthern.
But Death's gonna snag us all,
one way or another'n.
Now don't get me wrong,
I enjoy vegetating,
even if rest is
the service of Satan.
My deal's done gone down,
I'm blissfully stout.
So haul out them pork rinds,
and let's just pig out.
Well, I just can't maintain an interest
in lentils and beets,
or deadly, uninteresting diets
and athletic feats.
My appetite for life has been sated.
I gave it my best.
I'm just waiting on Satan's Elephant
to sit on my chest.
Now don't get me wrong,
I enjoy vegetating,
even if leisure's
the service of Satan.
My deal's done gone down,
I'm dead anyhow,
so hand me the ice cream
and Cheezits right now.
No, don't get me wrong,
I enjoy vegetating,
even if resting's
the service of Satan.
My deal's done gone down,
I'm fat anyway,
so pass me them donuts,
let's do this today.
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10. |
Quonset Hut Soul
03:44
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Quonset Hut Soul
Sometimes it seem like life
is wasted on the world we know,
mankind was better off before we showed up.
Like all the wasted lives
and all the pain and all the tears
would all just disappear if we was blowed up.
Times like these if everything
we know went up in smoke,
if we would stop to think, we wouldn't risk it.
But who the hell am I
to second-guess some crazy fool
who's never even eat a buttered biscuit?
I gotta git on down the road
I got a nail on a pole
I got a jaw full of Skoal
I got a quonset hut soul
Sometimes it seem like
love is wasted on the ones we know,
and we was better off before love showed up.
Count all the wasted nights
and all the dates and all the beers
and all the plastic gals that you blowed up.
I gotta git on down the road
I got a cereal bowl
I gotta kick me a goal
I got a quonset hut soul
Times like these if everything
we knew went up in smoke,
if we could get 'em back, we wouldn't risk it.
But who the hell are we
to intervene, in other words,
just who the hell are you
to eat my biscuit?
I gotta git down the road
I gotta dig me a hole
I'm gonna make like a mole
I got a quonset hut soul
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Get on Your High Horse and Ride
Tell me all your troubles
Lay down all your care
Tell me why you're scowling
with your nose up in the air
Tease me with your tension
Thrill me with your shame
Tell me that I'm worthless
but the only one to blame
But I was still in summer camp
on the day that Jack died,
so get on your high horse and ride
Spit out every grievance
threaten me with death
Shout that I'm a racist
with your very dying breath
Tell me that I owe you,
see how much I care
since every step you ever took
was to this smokin' chair
But my ass was still in school
the day that Martin died,
so get on your high horse and ride
Paint me as a relic
Castigate my sex,
Tell 'em I'm a deadbeat
while you're cashing in my checks
Write that I'm a bigot,
a sexist and a cad,
but don't forget to mention
I'm the best you ever had
But I was doing something else
the day that Lincoln died
and Judas killed with cowardice,
the law was on his side.
Remember no one carried guns
the day that Jesus died,
so get on your high horse and ride
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12. |
The Air Golfer
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Shall There Be Dinosaurs to Saddle Up Yonder?
Shall there be dinosaurs to saddle up yonder?
Shall there be cryptozoic fossils on high?
Shall there be prehistoric cattle up yonder?
Shall there be angels to show the reasons why?
Shall there be donuts and ice cream up yonder,
or will there be any snack foods to buy?
Shall there be no more hunger up yonder?
Will there be no more new goodies to try?
Shall there be entertainment up yonder?
Will there be any new fall shows to try?
Shall there be any point in being up yonder,
or shall we wish we were back here and high?
Shall there be aliens to battle up yonder,
and will they mutilate the cattle on high?
Shall there be robots to serve us up yonder,
and will there be extra batteries to buy?
Shall there be pedophilic bishops up yonder?
Will there be back-slapping shysters on high?
Shall there be telegenic morons up yonder,
and will there be lots of cheap shit to buy?
Shall there be dinosaurs to saddle up yonder?
Shall there be cryptozoic fossils on high?
Shall there be prehistoric cattle up yonder?
Shall there be aliens to show the reasons why?
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Oh fuck!
Oh fuck!
Fuck me!
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<The Silence of My Scream>
<The dollar signs are beckoning
from the far side of inner space.
The Pontiacs, the Chevrolets, the Cadillacs
replacing my absent face.
The steamboat sends its signals up
to where the flying discs descend
and the silence of my scream
tells me what my dreams portend.>
<The agonies of my suffering
make my eardrums crave death metal
but the love my hatred's buffering
is like the rose's petal.>
<Let the notes on the page disintegrate
my pain a la Skylab...>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HELLO, JOE!
<The question marks are beckoning
from the inside of outer space.
The mansion, the jewelry and the sateen
replaces my missing face.
The death star sends its signals down
to where the flying discs ascend.
May the silence of my scream
tell you what these dreams portend.>
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I Would Sooner Have the Contents of a Universe Syringed into my Anus than Forswear my Utopian Fantasies!
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17. |
Spaced Out Blues
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Spaced Out Blues
Oh come on, baby,
please, please dontcha sull up like that...
Let's just me, you and Jesus, let's just get up
Let's just get lit tonight.
Heh, heh...
Hey look at that lawn jockey...
See what he's doing?
HeeHee
That little fucker...
How come you painted him that color like that?
Yeah...
I, uh...
I heard that!
Baby, how long we had them peacocks?
I ain't never noticed 'em before...
they sure are pretty.
Baby, please...
please dontcha sull up like that.
You know I'm a good man.
I love you,
I'll, I'll stay with you, baby.
Can't go...
Can't go deer hunting...
My deer stand's haunted.
I ain't going back there.
Oh shit!
I got to get up,
I got to go bass fishing tomorrow.
Let me get up from here.
HehHeh.
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Skeet Giaclepousse (Your Mother's Bush)
Now I'll sing you the legend of Skeet Giaclepousse
who abides in the wilderness of great northern woods
and he lives in a cabin he built with his hands
and he tenders his food from the land.
And an end to his free-roaming days came to pass
when he found himself captive to one native lass
who had scouted the portents which led her to him,
Skeet Giaclepousse and his faithful wife Quim.
In the late winter's gloom he said, “Quim I must go,
to the aid of my friend far away from this snow
who has too many trees where he lives in the South,
which endanger his double-wide house.”
And she gave him a phone, saying, “Be with me still.”
He said, “Quim if I find me a signal, I will,
though the passage be hard and the absence be long,
I will call you and sing you this song...”
I remember its fragrance like roses in bloom
and the way that it glowed in the full of the moon,
and as sure as my name is ol' Skeet Giaclepousse,
I can still smell your old mother's bush.
You're as good of a woman as ever there was
and as dutiful a daughter as ever there does,
you're as lovely as anyone's mother could will,
or the bush where her ashes lie still...
dah de dah dede dah de dah dede dah...etc.
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20. |
No Happy Ending
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No Happy Ending
She never wanted children
to come into a world like this one,
and she said it in her poetry and stories,
but few ever listened.
She left her first husband
to cohabitate with a cousin
who'd admired her from childhood,
and thus was the Web set a-buzzin'.
And things leveled out for a while,
though her guilt never vanished.
So she buried herself in her art
and the church and her Spanish.
'Til the day her new life ended
badly, perhaps even crassly,
when she found him at home
wearing hose and her
old Laura Ashley.
This is just who I am
I think we both knew it
It is what it is,
that's all there is to it
There's no one to blame,
my proclivity's clear.
This is life, and there's
no happy endings here.
And for weeks she confessed
all her rage for the cross-dressing bastard
to the kind and unjudgmental ear
of her transgendered pastor,
who confessed him/herself to abetting
an unhappy marriage,
whereupon he/she opened the robe
of his/her lonely carriage.
Though the flock was unruffled,
the peace was predictably riven.
And the pastor was held to account
for the oath he/she'd given.
Their community opened up itself
to the two, for all their sins,
with a markedly different reaction
from his/her twins.
It's just what I am
I think you both knew it
It is what it is,
that's all there is to it.
There's no one to blame,
my affections are clear.
This is love,
but there's no sappy endings here.
I gave her her freedom
along with my life in her city.
I gave her my friendship in spite
of all she'd done,
more's the pity.
I gave her my number to use
when her life would bottom out.
And that this would one day come to pass,
there was never a doubt.
Her life had continued to spiral
into raw desolation.
But on hearing me sing, she
had phoned up to offer
her congratulations.
And she nervously queried if I
still begrudged her the wrong.
With her silence to accompany me,
I sang her this song...
I'm who life has made me
I want you to know it
It is what it is,
that's all there is for it.
You've just you to blame,
consequences are clear.
This is Country,
and there ain't no happy endings here.
Yee-haw.
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21. |
Piss on You
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Piss On You
I have to say I'm mighty proud
to get that note from you.
It does me good to know a fan
enjoys a song or two.
But fifty cents a song
does not permit the bearer who
would like the rest for free.
Piss on you.
I ain't about to waste my time
doing what others do:
I'll spend my evenings on this couch
or writing something new
No, I don't do the things I do
because you pay me to.
You ain't the boss of me,
piss on you.
Now we ain't lugging all this gear
when ya'll don't have a clue.
Your culture's fell to Hollywood
and liquor vendors too.
And fifty cents a song
will only buy a string or two.
I'll refill my own glass,
piss on you.
We ain't about to waste our time
doing what others do.
We spend our evenings on the porch
or playing something new.
No, we don't do the things we do
because ya'll pay us to.
You ain't the boss of us,
piss on you.
Nobody works for free,
piss on you.
No, we ain't paying ya'll,
piss on you.
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I Don't Want to Stay With You
I shall not prevaricate,
I just want to fornicate,
just to have engaged
in congress with your glands.
I don't want to stay with you,
I just want to play with you.
I just want to grasp
your ass cheeks in my hands.
I have no ambitions
to give you my name,
I just want to roll within your hay.
And if that position
would cause you any pain,
we might simply change
the way you lay.
I shall not dissimulate,
I just want to copulate,
I just want to hold
your feet behind your head.
I don't want to pay for you,
I just want to play with you.
I just need to roll
your booty in my bed.
I'm in no position to stake any claim,
I don't want you moving
in my place.
And if this position
should cause you any pain,
I'll just have a quickie
with your face.
I don't wanna lead you on, honey,
I just wanna lay you
down in clover.
And if you're not comfortable
with that proposition,
well, then, sweetie,
just bend over!
I will not prevaricate,
I just need to fornicate.
I just want to have
a play date in your hand.
I don't want to stay with you,
I just want to play with you.
I just want to spray
some playmate with my glands.
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23. |
Ejaculate!
04:01
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24. |
Salting the Slugs
03:54
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Salting the Slugs
Well, he's a slab of human fatback.
He's a skunk among the sheep.
Get yourself mixed up with him,
you won't never get no sleep.
He's the injun to your cowboy,
he's the fugitive to your king.
You can warn everybody about him,
it won't change a thing.
You can comfort yourself with scriptures,
you can comfort each other with hugs.
But you know in the bigger picture,
it's only salting the slugs.
Well he dwells in the nightmares of women
who invited him to their beds.
It's a river of blood that he's swimming,
all the men who lost their heads.
And the things that were tattooed upon him
and the things that bind in his hair,
they all come from a power you pray to
in a future that couldn't care.
You can lie to yourself with religion,
you can lie to each other with hugs.
But he knows that in the long run,
it's only salting the slugs.
You pretend that it's a conspiracy,
you believe that it's only a hoax.
But he stared at the center of what you are
and saw that it's only a joke.
You can label it mental nausea,
or existentialist bile.
You can say whatever you have to,
as long as it's with a smile.
You can succor yourself with scripture,
you can succor each other with hugs.
But you know in the bigger picture,
it's only salting the slugs.
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25. |
Pussies of Gold
04:36
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Pussies of Gold
Deep in the mountains, when I was born
there was a place where
I'd always be there
come Sunday morn.
A tar paper shelter
we called a church.
Away from the pulpit,
I'd prowl the carpet a-looking up skirts.
I'm crossing to Canaan,
'tis there I shall go.
Pathways to pleasance,
squinting in heaven's glorious glow.
I'm stroking 'cross Jordan,
'tis there I must row
to hooters in heaven,
asses of angels, and
pussies of gold.
Deep in them valleys,
I learned by-and-by
with some indiscretion
to skim the collection plate on the sly.
I pilfered and plundered,
and squirreled away.
I bought me some glasses
for looking at asses every Lord's day.
I'm gazing at glory, and satiny rolls.
Inches from pleasance,
squinting up heaven's comeliest folds.
I'm stroking 'cross Jordan,
'tis then I must know
hooters in heaven,
asses of angels, and
pussies of gold.
In the cleft of them mountains
where I was born,
there is a place where
I'll always be there
come Sunday morn.
A vast coliseum we call a church.
I stand in my pulpit,
a sanctified culprit a-looking up skirts.
I'm spying out angels
but none of them knows
a thing of the angles
my lenses dangle, or of what they show.
I'm stroking towards Jordan,
and there I shall know
hooters in heaven, asses of angels,
pussies of gold.
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26. |
Memaw's Kitchen
05:34
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Memaw's Kitchen
In Memaw's kitchen there's a sponge cake
and camp coffee, too.
There's a pantry stuffed
with all of the fixin's.
In the corner there's a hound dog
with one good eye on you,
and a friend can be found
in Memaw's kitchen.
There's no starving as she
gets to carving up the meat at Memaw's.
There's always room for seconds,
and another pair of jaws.
There's jars of homemade jam
and a big ol' smokehouse ham
and enough Old World charm
to give each of us pause.
In Memaw's kitchen there's a spice rack
and dried salmon, too,
but she never says exactly what she's fixin'.
In the corner there's a neighbor
doing bone-picking, too.
Of the bitchin' there's no end
in Memaw's kitchen.
In the rafters there are dried goods
you'll only see at Memaw's.
There's something off about that dog
or the thing that it gnaws.
There's rows of labeled cans
writ in unfamiliar hands
and oddly-unlit panels
to give anyone pause.
In Memaw's kitchen there's a hoecake
and stag beetles, too.
There's an aspic crammed
with all of the fixin's.
In the corner there's a widow with
her eye set on you,
and your luck will just depend
on Memaw's kitchen.
There'll be no starving
as we set to carving
up this thing at Memaw's.
It's got eyes in its asshole
and two sets of jaws,
with a skin that looks like Spam,
the tentacle tastes like ham,
and blue, gristly things
clutched in each of its claws.
In Memaw's kitchen there's a bat cake
and black adder stew:
a smorgasbord with all of the fixin's.
In the corner there's a shadow
with a message for you,
who were bound
to be found in Memaw's kitchen.
With clouds amassing as we're passing
'round the plates at Memaw's,
those disembodied voices
speak of unheard-of slaws.
Then Memaw taps her hand
as her Piss Jug Band
commences their renditions
from within those aged walls.
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27. |
Grandmother's Gums
04:24
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Grandmother's Gums
Well she pointed her finger
at one of her brood
and said, Him I will have me
to chew up my food.
And him, he shall tend me
for the rest of my days,
for there's been none
to serve me since
they buried my slaves.
And long did I linger
beneath her regard,
but the nights were as tender
as the days were hard.
And my dreams they are haunted
by the dead of my kin.
And my fears they are tempered
by the love of my skin.
The forest and the trees,
the birds and the bees,
the bumblebee buzzes
and the hummingbird hums--
I learned about these
through my Grandmother's gums.
She shot him through the stomach,
and as he lay on the ground,
I cried, “I love you, Pawpaw!”
And he laughed at the sound.
Then he winced with the pain
as he chewed on his Tums
and said, You love only yourself
and your Grandmother's gums!
The forest and the trees,
the birds and the bees,
the bumblebee buzzes
and the hummingbird hums--
I learned about these
from my Grandmother's gums.
All these memories I clutch
like some treasure or wound,
for they found me
a-raiding my Grandmother's tomb,
where I've taken and wrapped
in this flag that I wave,
and as one we lie bleeding
on Grandfather's grave.
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